sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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