Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wanna passion pit in your ass
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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