I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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