At least make sure they are 18
Why
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
