She's JV to your varsity
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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