Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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