what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
do nipples grow back?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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