Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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