Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
