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She's JV to your varsity
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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