Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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