i just google imaged poop.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Is this like a preordered booty call?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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