do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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