College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize