yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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