nut hugger
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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