He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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