Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You've changed since you got that strap on
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
