It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
