I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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