Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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