My nipple is on Facebook.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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