she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Houston, we have a squirter
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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