so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
