Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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