420 ftw
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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