You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She bit a glass in half.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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