turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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