Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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