These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
