New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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