I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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