Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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