So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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