I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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