So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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