I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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