I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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