my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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