...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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