no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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