Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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