There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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