He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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