The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just want nice things and good sex
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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