I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
