Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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