i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
