Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
honey bunches of taint.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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