My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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