Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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