I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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