is your mom at the bar?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize