ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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